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[18 Aug 2008|05:36pm] |
I have decided, oh mighty Hogwarts, that I shall never angst again.
At least, I think that's what the girl at the Muggle drugstore called it when I went in to pick up a bottle of something to throw at Si's window.
...mate, it was probably a good thing your mum stays up late. I probably would have missed and thrown the bottle instead of the rocks I had in my pocket.
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[11 Aug 2008|09:06pm] |
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THE RECORD COMPANY. THE RECORD COMPANY.
THEY LIKE MY DEMO.
I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS NOW.
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| ATTENTION JULIA SLOPER. |
[20 Jul 2008|10:09pm] |
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Can I have a word with you?
Sybil Trelawney informed me over breakfast that my big secret would be revealed.
Did you fuck everything up again?
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[17 Jul 2008|10:25pm] |
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY FIRST-YEARS ARE ALLOWED TO ASK ME IF I'M PREGNANT.
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| a new song for you, sunny bitch. |
[15 Jul 2008|07:24pm] |
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GIDEON CAN'T STOP THE ROCK.
GIDEON CAN'T STOP THE ROCK.
WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE IS NOTHING WE LIKE MORE
THAN WATCHING SUNNY DAY ROCK IT OUT LIKE THIS.
GIDEON CAN'T WIN THIS ROUND.
SUNNY DAY FOR HEADMISTRESS-AY.
WE WON'T LET THAT FAT BOY RUIN OUR PARTY.
SUNNY DAY FOR HEADMISTRESS-AY.
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| confession. |
[01 Jul 2008|08:14pm] |
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I ate all your candy, Hunter. It was good, thanks.
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[28 Jun 2008|12:43pm] |
I have been reading the same fucking book for three hours. This is boring. This is absurd. The same book. Not even a book with chapters or divisions or even pictures. A fucking textbook. Not even an interesting textbook, like DADA or something. History of Magic.
I'm losing my ever-loving mind.
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[20 Jun 2008|01:00pm] |
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Will someone just pass the fucking jam at breakfast without asking about my sex life? Merlin.
I realise it's a hot topic, but enough is enough.
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| 003. i feel icky. |
[09 Jun 2008|01:54pm] |
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...hoshit.
What happened yesterday and why did I wake up passed out on the foot of Sino's bed instead of in my own?
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| 002. my life is over. |
[08 Jun 2008|01:48pm] |
Oy, Gideon, think you could keep it down a bit? I can hear you screaming all the way out by the Lake. I'm sure you and the Black girl had a lovely non-existant snog session, but keep it to yourself.
And now back to your regularly scheduled study session.
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| 001. he told me I was cured. |
[01 Jun 2008|10:41pm] |
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That was a delicious meal, I have to admit. The roast was just shy of being tender so as to make the most delightful imagery when mixed in with my slightly too creamy mashed potatoes. Tonight, I refrained from actually eating my meal, but instead made beautiful pictures on my plate to smile at as they disappeared with a resounded squelch as dessert was brought on. I did, however, eat the hell out of my cherry tarts. Three and a quarter, to be exact.
I met a devil woman. She took my heart away; said I had it coming to me.
To dissuade the general population from their heartache, let me make it very clear to you all. I am hardly in love with the centaurs, though Firenze is always a most handsome chap in the moonlight. He gives me hair pointers, in case you were unawares of their natural wisdom of the subject.
She looked at me with big brown eyes and said, "you ain't seen nothing yet".
On another, more simplistic note- Emily, you have forgotten to review, I take it?
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